Different Ways to Prepare for a Baby

Set an alarm for every three hours. Make sure the volume is all the way up. Fall asleep 5 minutes before said alarm goes off.

Make 10 cups of coffee and don’t drink any of them. Unless they get cold. Then by all means enjoy. Or better yet, forget them in the microwave…

Wake up in the middle of the night and yell “WHERE’S THE BABY?!”

Get dressed and then pour milk on your shirt. Pour milk on the bed. Pour milk on the floor.

Start 10 tasks. Finish none. Cry a lot.

Eat. everything. in. sight. ^ one-handed.

Sit in your pajamas forever. Cry some more.

Watch Moana 200x. Decide now or forever hold your peace: Doo-dooooo-doo-doo-doo-doo or DOO NOT Baby Shark? Hide pacifiers around the house. But only the good ones.

Practice throwing a 15 pound weight in the air 32 times. ^ while singing “You’re Welcome” from Moana.

Feel overwhelmed, stressed, blessed, happy, sad, mad at your husband, in love with your husband, disgusted at the human body, in awe of the human body, gross, paranoid, confident, clueless, calm, oh so in love and everything in between. Oh, and also hormonal.

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