Hello hello, good people! And happy SPRING. 🙂 I found myself with a literal list of hot topics to talk about together…because there’s, like, a lot happening here lately. Not just here here, but here in the world. If we were at coffee (which I wish we were!), we’d grab our iced coffees, chocolate croissants, and a table by the window to people watch and catch up properly. Since we’re short most of the above in this medium, I trust you’ll grab your coffee-and-croissant (or treat of choice) while I grab mine and hunker down for some chit chat. 😉
Was feeling inspired to just share the first ten thoughts that pop into my brain. Then, you tell me yours. MK? MK. Here we go…
- Where is Kate Middleton??? Listen, I’m not usually one for the royals. I follow it passively, I don’t seek it out intentionally. But it’s been impossible to miss the saga that is Kate Middleton right now. One midnight last week I found myself deep down the TikTok conspiracy hole – everything from colostomy bag to divorce to death. Normally I’d write it off as a delusional social media spiral, but some folks have had some interesting evidence…and most interestingly to me has been the Palace’s handling (or lack thereof) of PR around her supposed disappearance. Was it planned? Is it all intentional? Are they just playing clean up as it comes? Is Kate orchestrating something bigger or a victim of the crown?! WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THE POND?!? Prayers she’s okay, of course.
- Can we talk about the Love is Blind Reunion? Lordy Lordy. The tea was piping, and it was spilled. Then they brought out the receipts from the tea shop and the audience collectively choked. (IYKYK 😉 ). I’m Team Laura. Jeremy is slimy. Proud of Clay for doing the work and putting his heart out there. Jimmy and Chelsea were toxic together. Yikes @ Sarah Ann. Jess is a hoot. Unpopular opinion ahead…I actually feel a bit…bad for Trevor? Don’t get me wrong, the dude messed up royally. But based on his real time reaction, I did not get the vibe that he was at all there for “fame” or clout. I think he just…didn’t do it right. But he was clearly blindsided on television and wasn’t proud of himself, so I don’t think publicly humiliating him was entirely necessary? Either way, here’s hoping he learned a lesson…
- What is happening to Boeing planes?! At first, I only saw the TikTok of the window/door blowing out. But upon Googling, I’m seeing more and more instances of faulty aircraft and even criminal lawsuits accusing Boeing of intentionally lessening or skipping safety regulations in the name of profit. Completely unacceptable. People profit over people just ain’t it, ever. Does not give me good feelings to fly later this week…
- I was on the phone with my best friend last week and she was hyping me up (as best friends do) after a few discouraging weeks behind the scenes. She said something that really hit me: “You know what Er? So much of your life the past few years has prepared you for the Not Yets. You’ve walked it before. You know they’re not all “no’s.” You just have to walk through it again.” And I just thought I’d be a pal and pass that along to you, too. 🙂
- We are officially on our 8th bag of these. They’re a family favorite (literally – Mimi got us hooked, J and I are addicted, and Olivia likes them, too!). The best part: NO added sugar. They hit your sweet tooth and curb cravings without any added crap – no added sugar OR additives, chemicals, etc. They’re also rich in vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants, boost your immune system, and can help increase muscle strength?! I cannot recommend them enough as a totally yummy but HEALTHY snack slash sweet treat! (We eat them right out of the bag, but they’re also great in Greek yogurt, trail mix, or even in brownies!)
- Is there a service to sell back or trade books you didn’t love? I’ve got a stack of meh-to-me paperbacks, and I just want to be able to trade them for something else on my TBR list in an easy, efficient method. Does this exist? BookTok must have a recommendation for this, yes?
- Want a real mind trip? Women’s versus men’s sizing. In editing + curating my closet (again) postpartum, this is an overwhelmingly apparent reality. Every retailer is different sizing. An XXS Aerie hoodie is bigger than a Medium from Amazon. A Small Free People dress is falling off my shoulders but showing my lady parts below – and don’t get me started on denim. I’ve lost all faith in a S-M-L scale. Why do the men get it easy? 32Wx34L? No problem, we’ll make it a 32 inch waist and 34 inch leg length. But for the ladies, we’ll give you regular, petite, and tall lengths, XXS-4XL, and we’ll throw in a “Curve” option to really keep it confusing if you’re accounting for hips or a booty. Don’t get me wrong, I’m here for the attempted inclusivity. But now I have no idea what size I am. Am I a regular 4? Or should I go for a Curve Love? Would the length be better via petite to hit at the right spot? And WHAT EVEN IS THE RIGHT SPOT?! Sincerely, every millennial trying to find cool jeans. Thankyou for coming to my TED Talk.
- Cool whip in coffee. Try it now, thank me later. (I use this stuff – it’s healthier!!)
- I found myself a few months back in my camera roll, crying at baby photos of my now-eight-month-old who was just eight weeks old yesterday. They say “babies don’t keep”…kids don’t keep, either. Because I was in the car with my five-going-on-fifteen year old who requests sips of mommy’s Poppi and red lipstick and says things like “In order to know where to go, she’ll need to ask her mommy to use the GPS…” She has also informed me that she likes boys because “they’re handsome” and I just don’t think I’m ready for kindergarten thankyoukindly.
- We’re having another CLOSET SALE!!! If you made it this far, you’re the first to know. 😉 More details dropping soon. But for now, local ladies, prepare your closets and mark your calendars: MAY 4th. (And text CUROWD to 55444 for more fun updates on all the fun things coming this spring!).
And now a bonus 11th thing because I just saw the Old Navy tank I’ve been raving about is on sale today for $6.49 (!!!). Flattering top, great stretch, but most importantly, hits at the *perfect* length…it says “cropped” but it’s not a crop top, you know? Like, belly button is fully secured for take off. Just hits at the perfect spot to pair with high waisted pants or to not have all extra fabric to worry about with denim, etc. I was initially skeptical but was SO pleasantly surprised (lovelovelove when that happens). It’s got over 6500 5-star reviews, so you know it’s a goodie!
That is all.
Happy hump.
Catch you in my next decade. 😉