Oh, you thought I meant pumpkin pie, pumpkin candles, pumpkin spice latte kinda pumpkin. Well, you thought wrong, my friend. Anyone who knows me knows I love pumpkin things more than arguably a third of female society.
I mean, I named my cat Pumpkin. Could’ve gone with Fluffy or Shaniqua, but I went with Pumpkin. True dedication here, folks.
Tonight was a night for the books.
It was Pumpkin’s very first visit to the vet, and I’m feeling like a proud mom making “1st day of kindergarten” signs in magic marker. She did such a good job getting her booster shots that the doctor gave Mommy and Daddy (Boyf and I, obviously) lollipops afterwards! Three cheers for the vet.
So now, in the spirit of all things pumpkin, I’d like to introduce you to one of my favorite beings on the planet. My cat child, Pumpkin.
And in the spirit of honesty, all photo captions are courtesy of the cat.

I’m helping you study.

Showah time!

If I only had a worm, I’d be a bookworm.

#twinning.

Selfies will never be fetch.

They’ll never find me in here.

Supercat…nap.

Don’t worry guys, I’ll dry tonight.

Human, my sink is full.

Strike a pose.

Sssssshhhh, Scandal is on.

That plant won’t know what hit it.

You said you were going to be home at 10.

Hangover.

Paint me like one of your French cats.

Should I go with Rise or Valencia?

This WAS going to be my Catbook photo…

Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.

Airing the buns.

I prefer the window seat.

I call this one, Kitty in Mulch.

GUYS CLOSE THE WINDOW, the AC is on.

“Natural sunlight”? Yeah, no. You’re in my seat.

Ready for kitty camp.

I’ll take your pillow, thanks.

Now, you die.

You’ve got some tuna on your nose…

I will only take a bath if it’s in the dishwasher.

Tickle my tummy and tell me I’m pretty.

This is my good side.
Isn’t she the most photogenic little furball? Someday, I hope to be a cat lady. And with princess P in the house, I think I’m off to a pretty good start. This was a totally different interlude on the blog, so I hope you liked it.
Are you a cat person? What’re your cat’s best moments that you’ve caught on camera? And finally, what’s the best cat name you can think of?
May your week be cheery, bright, and full of Pumpkin.