Y’all…I’ve been waiting all year for this. This is by far my FAVORITE post of the whole stinkin’ shebang. Because…BLOOPERS. It doesn’t get much better than this, folks. Last year’s bloopers were a smash hit, and I can totally see why – I looked absurd. Simply absurd. And that’s hilarious, so bring it on, #CantStopWontStop, let’s just have a laugh at E’s expense ’cause WHY NOT, YO. For any OG CUR readers in da house (you rock), you miiiiiight remember a time when every single “style” post was also accompanied by its own blooper roll. But that had to stop, ’cause I needed SOMEONE to take me seriously. HA. 😉 But that doesn’t make those outtakes any less necessary on the internet, so it turned into me creating my own little blackmail blog post to end the year on the highest possible note.
Hope you LOL + hope you feel inspired to never take yourself too seriously in the new year. 😉
Without further adieu…
You like Krabby Patties, don’t you Squidward….
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Ballet in the garden.
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Auditioning for ass modeling. Failing miserably.
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I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying AYO!
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GET IT GIRL. #crushedit
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Just horsin’ around on a boob.
Not America’s Next Top Model
…Still Not America’s Next Top Model
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Being a model is hard work so let’s just take a nap mid-pose aiiiiiight
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Cause of death: Hung by her own hair
I’M COLD AND I HAVE TO PEE
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GIMME A T! Gimme new arms and legs ’cause mine disappeared!
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*Cue the start of pure ART – a true series.
DRUNK EYES:
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And the Queen of all Drunk Eyes:
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Not drinking, just possessed. #casual
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Can we just acknowledge that my knees are changing color? Kthnx.
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When you’re spotted by a driver and things get awkward.
Does this make my butt look good?
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ATE A BUG
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…ate another bug.
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School picture day. Nailed it.
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How the f*** do I tie a blanket scarf.
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When the wind does not work in your favor. Ever.
How I will land my first deodorant commercial.
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You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!
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She is beauty, she is grace.
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“I AM MIRANDAAAAA!”
Sorry bae, onion rings are the real bae.
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Apparently I can dance the jig. V talented.
(PSA: Scroll back-and-forth between these 3 pics and it’s a real good time)
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32, 58, 17 HIKE.
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Am I the fiesta girl emoji yet?
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LOOK MA, NO HANDS!
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Now let’s play “caption this” in the comments section…if you can re-caption any of the bloopers above, you win a grand prize. 😉 Spending the rest of the day pondering my actual IRL bloopers of the year, and doing some intense goal-setting + analysis. Send help. And coffee.
Really tho, I really value the gift of being able to laugh at yourself. So hopefully me making a fool outta myself on the internet is somewhat motivating to help you do the same. Errr – to just laugh at your own bloopers more, and not take life too seriously. 🙂
What were your biggest “bloopers” of 2017, and what excites you most about 2018?
Let’s make it happen in 2018.
